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Posted by mbriese on 1/18/2011 9:00:00 PM (view original):
and VD - check TPs, I have no problem letting go of Schmidt but really need to beef up my bullpen this season.
I don't love the trade but I basically have a couple minor league SPs who are a season away so Schmidt should fill this one year gap nicely
1/19/2011 12:20 AM
antonsirius
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Do not see the Green Hornet unless you love Seth Rogan as much as he loves himself.
1/19/2011 3:41 AM
rlahann
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nice.  
1/19/2011 6:35 AM
r0b0t
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Posted by antonsirius on 1/19/2011 3:41:00 AM (view original):
Do not see the Green Hornet unless you love Seth Rogan as much as he loves himself.
Sounds hott.
1/19/2011 8:11 AM
r0b0t
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Today's theme is me embracing Shtick. Be forewarned.
1/19/2011 8:12 AM
moy23
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Is that our surprise?
1/19/2011 8:16 AM
moy23
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Cbriese.... HR tp.
1/19/2011 8:17 AM
r0b0t
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From now until 10 am, the theme is "TM returning to law" jokes.
1/19/2011 8:35 AM
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TM is glad he just practiced law, because if they were keeping score he'd probably have a worse record than Fregoe in Spelling Bees.

1/19/2011 8:42 AM
r0b0t
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TM thinks an ex parte discussion is a gathering where all his old girlfriends talk about his small *****.
1/19/2011 8:43 AM
r0b0t
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TM only went to law school because he heard there was a bar.
1/19/2011 8:44 AM
r0b0t
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TM decided to be a lawyer based on John Laroquette's work on Night Court, and he decided to be an alcoholic based on John Laroquette's work in the 80's.
1/19/2011 8:46 AM
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TM hates when the judge declares recess because he always got picked last for flag football.
1/19/2011 8:46 AM
r0b0t
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TM makes Barry Zuckerkorn look like Wayne Jarvis.
1/19/2011 8:48 AM
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TM almost got thrown off a case because his fat, sweaty *** once announced during murder proceedings that the courtroom feels like 105 degree murder.
1/19/2011 8:48 AM
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