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This **** is great...

Why don’t you **** off to that **** ***** Alyssia. She WAS ******* making eyes at me, she’d have sucked me in five seconds. Take that one up with her. I was trying to spare your ******* feelings! She’d have BLOWN me in five seconds!
7/15/2010 10:47 AM
Awesome
7/15/2010 10:49 AM
Posted by sergei91 on 7/15/2010 8:36:00 AM (view original):
no sleep til
Brooklyn
7/15/2010 10:55 AM
Decker
7/15/2010 10:56 AM

That reminds me, I think I own the mel_gibson alias.

7/15/2010 10:57 AM
it also reminds me that I own the travisfrey alias as well.
7/15/2010 10:58 AM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/15/2010 9:38:00 AM:
Barring owners being lazy with reneing

Somewhere out there, Rob Tracy just thought of Tin Cup and went giggity.
7/15/2010 10:58 AM
Posted by cbriese on 7/15/2010 10:20:00 AM (view original):
Apparently Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy is leading the first round of the Open.
Apparently, so did you.
7/15/2010 10:59 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/15/2010 10:32:00 AM (view original):
I'll put you in a rose garden!
Now she can't say he never promised her a rose garden.
7/15/2010 11:01 AM
Because he's capable of it!
7/15/2010 11:03 AM
Posted by antonsirius on 7/15/2010 10:58:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/15/2010 9:38:00 AM:
Barring owners being lazy with reneing

Somewhere out there, Rob Tracy just thought of Tin Cup and went giggity.
Im guessing somewhere in Western New York.
7/15/2010 11:03 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 7/15/2010 11:03:00 AM (view original):
Because he's capable of it!
The way he hits the "I don't want you! I don't love you!" bits is just pure genius. Only a genuine megastar would think of something like that.
7/15/2010 11:08 AM
Honestly, that open team doesn't look like it is in that bad of shape.  Only like 34 million in money tied up this season, a couple of nice, young, talented players.  People should be jumping it.

I vote for anton.
7/15/2010 11:11 AM
Posted by antonsirius on 7/15/2010 11:08:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/15/2010 11:03:00 AM (view original):
Because he's capable of it!
The way he hits the "I don't want you! I don't love you!" bits is just pure genius. Only a genuine megastar would think of something like that.
You make me wanna smoke!
7/15/2010 11:12 AM
Posted by robusk on 7/15/2010 10:40:00 AM (view original):
How bad is the team that is available?  If it becomes a huge issue, I would consider swapping franchises if it meant we could get a good, longterm owner.
You know part of you is intrigued by the option of playing in a league with the AL elite.
7/15/2010 11:17 AM
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