Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

robusk
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There was some comment on it about reddit and I had to pass the time in a meeting.

Who here is not fascinated by things like testicular transplant potentially resulting in breum raising gin's children.
8/10/2010 3:44 PM
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I was right. 
She has some reward points, but not enough for a team.
8/10/2010 3:46 PM
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sounds like she ****** off admin.
8/10/2010 4:00 PM
vandydave
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whoa, didnt expect that word to be blocked out.
8/10/2010 4:01 PM
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Posted by tisi29 on 8/10/2010 3:41:00 PM (view original):
I ask my wife medical questions all the time.  I just don't post them in Shtickless.
I sometimes text dherz to ask dherz questions on icing my sprained ankle.
8/10/2010 4:03 PM
r0b0t
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It's not blocked for those of us without profanity filters.
8/10/2010 4:04 PM
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Posted by robusk on 8/10/2010 3:39:00 PM (view original):
Half the sperm would be yours and half his so, provided both are equally good producers (number and quality (i.e. swim speed)), you'd have a 50% chance of the kid being yours.

Theoretically could get a ball from another animal much the same way as a pigs heart but would face high risk of rejection and any sperm produced from that animal ball wouldn't be able to fertilise a human egg....so basically a waste of time other than for aesthetic purposes. They make perfectly fine "prosthetic balls" for that purpose anyway so really its human or bust!

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Rob Haley <[email protected]> wrote:

What if I had one of my testicles and one of his?
Could I get a testicle from some other kind of animal?
human or bust huh?
8/10/2010 4:14 PM
vandydave
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hmm, wouldnt have considered that profanity
8/10/2010 4:15 PM
dherz_263
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what would you consider profanity
8/10/2010 5:19 PM
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Posted by vandydave on 8/10/2010 4:15:00 PM (view original):
hmm, wouldnt have considered that profanity
It is one of the 7 words
8/10/2010 5:19 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/10/2010 2:28:00 PM (view original):
****, I'm double HF.
You should be getting a sitemail soon telling you where Mary Magdalene's body is buried.
8/10/2010 5:23 PM
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Posted by robusk on 8/10/2010 3:02:00 PM (view original):
Seeing as how my roommate has a PhD is genetic biology, I started this email conversation with him today while taking a ****:

Well that's a bizarre question! They would be from the original guys DNA. The spermatozoids (sperm progenitor cells) carry the same genetic information from the germ cells that formed the testicle so any sperm produced from them would be the donors not yours. Why? feel like getting a 3rd to make yourself extra virile or something?


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On Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:56:24 -0400, Rob Haley <[email protected]> wrote:

If I got a testicular transplant and impregnated a girl, would she get my DNA or the original guy's DNA?

Sent from my iPhone
Writing a spec script for CSI, are we?
8/10/2010 5:25 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/10/2010 3:17:00 PM (view original):
Maybe that's what Prince was singing about.
Put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel fake nuts.
8/10/2010 5:27 PM
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Imagine if you had a squirrel-to-human nut transplant, but the doctor misinterpreted, so you got like chestnuts or something
8/10/2010 5:30 PM
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Posted by blackmink18 on 8/10/2010 5:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by vandydave on 8/10/2010 4:15:00 PM (view original):
hmm, wouldnt have considered that profanity
It is one of the 7 words
****, admin, ****, ****, **********, ************, and ****?
8/10/2010 5:32 PM
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