Posted by tylermathias on 3/1/2014 10:50:00 PM (view original):

Posted by moy23 on 6/22/2010 7:26:00 PM (view original):

Shtickless True Facts:

 

-Founded Wednesday March 2nd, 2005. at 11:17 am EST by gin and r0b0t
-Won Whatifsports' Best Thread honor in January 2006. 
-Averages over 43 pages and 821 posts a day (over 1,000 posts per day in 2006)

-infinitebob is the reigning Caption Contest Champ
-r0b0t is the reigning Know Your SHoFer Champ
-tisi29 is the resident notetaker

-VD keeps the Stock Exchange, and dark secrets.

-dmurphy104 has met the most SHoFers needs....sexually

 

-virgin sacrifice

-Tony Danza rescheduled to July 1 at the earliest

-r0b0t is the first annual SHoFer Madness Champion

-tyl_rmat_ias is t_ _  r_igning W_ _ _l Of Fortun_  C_amp

-r0b0t beat 2 SHoFers in jw's trivia contest

-our teens can't drive

-#1 virgin ranking remains vacated.

-gin_caesar was declared the winner of the O RLY? YA RLY! thread

-jwelsh is the commissioner of the NTTWPBL, and rules with an iron fist.

 

Nostalgia.

Posted by tylermathias on 3/11/2014 3:28:00 PM (view original):
October was 13 pages ago.  This ramp-up starts about 11 pages ago.

This job makes me smarter about some very specific things, and melts my brain away about everything else.  I'm sick of it.

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Who isn't married at this point?

babypop is engaged

gin probably divorced and remarried that same girl a few more times.

Nice job babypop.

Gin and that woman will never quit each other.

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:59:00 PM (view original):
The desk shoes phenomena is too pervasive at my work.

Posted by larry_jew on 3/11/2014 4:00:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Who isn't married at this point?

babypop is engaged

gin probably divorced and remarried that same girl a few more times.

Nice job babypop.

Gin and that woman will never quit each other.

She was easy to quit once she started putting on weight.

Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 4:01:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:59:00 PM (view original):
The desk shoes phenomena is too pervasive at my work.

Where they have a separate set of shoes for when they're not walking around?

Posted by larry_jew on 3/11/2014 4:00:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Who isn't married at this point?

babypop is engaged

gin probably divorced and remarried that same girl a few more times.

Nice job babypop.

Gin and that woman will never quit each other.

She was easy to quit once she started putting on weight.