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TM had to work for the defense because his mom once told him he has a prosecution complex.

1/19/2011 8:51 AM
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TM never landed on Double Jeopardy.
1/19/2011 8:52 AM
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He thinks Sam Waterson is an actual District Attorney.
1/19/2011 8:55 AM
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TM thinks voir dire involves picking a lunch destination that serves venison.
1/19/2011 8:56 AM
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When TM heard there was a hung jury, he asked the foreman out for voir dire.
1/19/2011 9:18 AM
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Some of TM's lawyer nicknames will now follow:

1/19/2011 9:19 AM
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The Re-Tort
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The Burden of Poof
1/19/2011 9:19 AM
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The three bills of rights
1/19/2011 9:19 AM
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Fatlock
1/19/2011 9:20 AM
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Horace Gravy (SC Justice humor)
1/19/2011 9:22 AM
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Abe Fattass
1/19/2011 9:23 AM
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Warren E. Hamburger

E stands for Eats
1/19/2011 9:24 AM
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Sandra GAY O'LARDASS
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To Eat a Mockingbird
1/19/2011 9:26 AM
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