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If teams keep retiring numbers at this rate like 1000 years from now there won’t be any numbers left.
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Who tf are these people? This space is explicitly reserved.
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whats up phuck sticks. Just picked up some HD and GD teams. Why? I dont know, but I am all in and looking forward to seeing what if any changes have been made.
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Good talk
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Posted by gin_caesar on 7/30/2021 7:34:00 PM (view original):
I may just be an old sack of potatoes, but I honestly feel like the fact that nails, whether they are on a dog, a human, or a 2x4, are one of the greatest plagues we face as a species.

We can trim them all we want, but to act like we didn't evolve to manually crack avocados is pure shittery.

For instance, many ancient princes were found buried with their nails FULLY GROWN! There must be something about old timey aristocrats that made them like guacamole.

Some scholars suggest this has to do with arsenic poisoning, but I blame styrofoam. When you think about it, everything was cool before that white crusty **** took over our shipping and packaging industry. And I'm not new to it, I was at a packing and shipping conference in Chicago a few years ago. 50k people in town just to discuss shipping, and not a single one of them could sail a boat.

Now I may tack and jibe on a keel from time to time, but you will never...I say NEVER, catch me with a roll of double sided tape. Not unless I'm wrapping dead squirrels, because there's no other way to do that.
POTY

ready about

jibber the jabber

hardalee!



where manne may do his buizness in pryvacy

10/16/2021 9:53 PM
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Happy New Year.
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Where is my punch and pie?
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Holy god, the place I wish I could forget, it's still here, and I hate all of you with my very being.
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the feeling is backatcha

git along little dogie
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Posted by rolltide2555 on 3/11/2022 8:27:00 PM (view original):
Holy god, the place I wish I could forget, it's still here, and I hate all of you with my very being.
Well, God is Holy, but why did you even come here if you feel this way?

Lay on that couch over there in my office, and tell me about your mama and dada.. We might be able to fix you yet

Was your Papa a rolling stone? What was your favorite t.v. show when you were a kid? Did you finish High School?

Put a check mark here [ ] if you believe the world is out to get you

3/12/2022 3:54 AM
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Posted by rolltide2555 on 3/11/2022 8:27:00 PM (view original):
Holy god, the place I wish I could forget, it's still here, and I hate all of you with my very being.
who was this alias?
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jwelsh1023
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jkat?
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/7/2022 11:47:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rolltide2555 on 3/11/2022 8:27:00 PM (view original):
Holy god, the place I wish I could forget, it's still here, and I hate all of you with my very being.
who was this alias?
I think that sounds right.
6/27/2022 9:55 PM
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I have no idea what the State Farm Glitch is.
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