Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
7/20/2010 10:56 AM
Posted by tisi29 on 7/20/2010 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/20/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/20/2010 10:30:00 AM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/20/2010 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/20/2010 9:56:00 AM (view original):
I'm not JW, Dherz, or Cheez.

Nonsenseball invitation:  declined.
Bobbi Leigh is too cool for nonsense.  Frickin Academics.
Turned down academia.  Got a real job instead.  Which means that after this summer, my WIS time is going to really disappear.  Will need to drop some teams, probably.
You'll need to find time.  Can't lay that kind of burden on Uskerman.
Everyone else in Shtickless has "real" jobs ('cept VD), and we all have no problem finding the time.  Get your priorities straight, young man!
my nonreal job is killing me on recruiting and HBD setup this summer. im going to be in honduras next week when im supposed to be setting up $
7/20/2010 10:57 AM
Everyone else in Shtickless has "real" jobs ('cept VD), and we all have no problem finding the time ('cept VD).
7/20/2010 10:59 AM
Is that better?
7/20/2010 10:59 AM
Posted by AlCheez on 7/20/2010 10:30:00 AM (view original):
Why urd? Gandarilla has ridiculously high makeup, and urd has 20 million in training - he should age pretty gracefully. His decline from last season to this was the result of an injury, I believe.
Correct
7/20/2010 11:01 AM
Posted by tisi29 on 7/20/2010 10:59:00 AM (view original):
Everyone else in Shtickless has "real" jobs ('cept VD), and we all have no problem finding the time ('cept VD).
yeah, i think the issue is nonreal jobs have nonreal schedules
7/20/2010 11:03 AM
Posted by tisi29 on 7/20/2010 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/20/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/20/2010 10:30:00 AM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/20/2010 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 7/20/2010 9:56:00 AM (view original):
I'm not JW, Dherz, or Cheez.

Nonsenseball invitation:  declined.
Bobbi Leigh is too cool for nonsense.  Frickin Academics.
Turned down academia.  Got a real job instead.  Which means that after this summer, my WIS time is going to really disappear.  Will need to drop some teams, probably.
You'll need to find time.  Can't lay that kind of burden on Uskerman.
Everyone else in Shtickless has "real" jobs ('cept VD), and we all have no problem finding the time.  Get your priorities straight, young man!
Hey...you know that isn't true
7/20/2010 11:03 AM
That was a good hour.  I am sorry I missed it.
7/20/2010 11:03 AM
Aw ****.
7/20/2010 11:03 AM
great time at the Blind Squirrel this year - altho 3 rounds with Bret was very taxing on me mentally and emotionally - shot 81, 93 and 87 in the 3 non scramble rounds
7/20/2010 11:08 AM
Public opinion poll:  Am I overvaluing Roosevelt by thinking I should get more than one ML player in return for him? 
7/20/2010 11:09 AM
Probably not...  but with so many good players out there, I think people are less excited about eating 13 million this year and giving up prospects when they could just sign someone else for 6 million and keep their players.
7/20/2010 11:12 AM
no
7/20/2010 11:12 AM
I thought you wanted dudes that were a year or two away.

But yeah, probably.  Especially since you don't counter (at least with me).
7/20/2010 11:12 AM
Plus, I am guessing he is not likely to resign.
7/20/2010 11:13 AM
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