I wouldn't send Miss Piggy the divorce papers just yet.

Why is there no Amazing Race this fall?

Do you buy this theory that JonBenet's brother did her in?

I didn't realize there wasn't. Ratings might have sucked last fall. Fall is tough on TV with football on every day but Wednesday.

I haven't followed all the "new" info on it. I hate to sound callous but I didn't care 20 years ago, no need to care now.

What exactly is the target audience for the new Fox drama "Pitch"?

All the fans of Monique who pitched in the LLWS a few years ago. Not sure 9 will carry the ratings though.

Did K-Mack really predict that the Raiders' defense could be as good as Denver's this year?

He thought Sean Smith could cover WR.

The Yankees have been outscored by 13 runs but are six games over .500.
The Rays have been outscored by 28 runs but are 22 games under .500.

The Rockies have outscored their opponents by 14 runs but are seven games under .500.

The Yankees are clearly outperforming similarly talented teams. Is this clear proof of Yankee cheating, and how would Roger Goodell respond?

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Goodell would respond in one of two ways: 1. Conduct an 18 month investigation and suspend Tom Brady for 4 games. 2. Conduct an 18 minute investigation and clear Peyton Manning of any wrongdoing.

How awesome would it be if the Patriots signed JaMarcus to a one-week contract and Belicheat won a game with him at QB?

Not possible. But it would be awesome if he said "We're sticking with him til we get a win under him" and we'd get to watch the Patriots go 3-13.

What would the Mick say about WAR?

Mick would say "WTF? How about I hit .330 with 50 homers and get blowjobs under the bleachers? Then grab some beers after the game. What's my goddam WAR now?"

How do you think PSBL reacted to José 's death?