My Stony Brook team had its best tournament run in history, reaching the Elite 8 as an 11 seed (thanks in no small part to upsets by the 14 seed over #3, and the 7 seed over #2). With four tourney wins in the last three seasons, will I be able to get out of this dead-end job? Generally, my agent's commentary on available jobs is either "This is a step down for you" or "Don't even dream of it, moron".