Hiding in my mancave and yelling "STOP BARKING!!!" at my dogs while the wife hands out candy. Went to Halloween party on Saturday. We won a first round bye in our last regular season game last night or I'd be playing softball. Thinking I should have tried to throw the game. Then I wouldn't have to hide and yell. I'd just yell a lot at the field.

I haven't been paying attention to the "Non-Sports" forum recently. But what happened to the "Trump - Worst President Ever" thread?

I stopped checking that forum several months ago. Arguing the same dumb **** with the same dumb people eventually became more dumb that I bargained for. However, sjpoker said it was moved to the pit several weeks ago.

Georgia?

Yeah, I don't get what they're doing. It's like they're creating suspense for future rankings. Any poll that doesn't have Alabama #1 is not legit. It might even be classified as retarded.

Pretend your solfball league was HBD, what would your ratings line look like?

Well, first, I'm 54. So there would be two lines. One where I'm playing in the 50+ league/tourney. One where I'm playing against people who could be my kids and, almost, my grandkids. Hitting would be the same because, they're throwing underhand.
CON/POW/VL/VR/EYE 100/65/90/90/95

Then D/SPD/BR
BR/SPD 90/85 Old guys BR/SPD 90/35 Whippersnappers. Still a smart baserunner but I can't run with the young dudes. I realized it, badly, this year.
RNG/GLV/AA/AS 85/95/70/75 Old guys. 22/95/70/45 Glove and accuracy doesn't change but the youngsters cover more ground and I'm a C/1B/EH.with them.

Bitcoin... time to get in, or time to cash out?

I hardly know what it is. When it first came out I thought "That's dumb" and left it there.

What's wrong with the Raiders this season?

It's more what went right last year. They won a lot of close games late last season. That leads teams/fans to believe they're almost there. So, in the off-season, they didn't do much . Right now, they'd have trouble covering me or you. Just like last season. And the offense isn't overcoming the defensive liability. They're the Panthers from the season before. Overachieved, did nothing to get better, working on .500.

Andrew Luck - career ovah?

Jeff Session: liar or Keebler elf?

I doubt it. They glued Manning head to his shoulders. Seems like they can do something for Luck.

Blocked, dummy. Severe, and prolonged, retardation.

Thought I'd ask here because I know you have specific ideas about whether glove or arm are more important for each defensive position.

Who plays LF, RF and 1B?
Player A - 72-83-58-62
Player B - 69-86-54-47
Player C - 62-41-65-56

And who plays 2B and 3B?
Player D - 73-73-80-67
Player E - 79-82-82-80