This thread reminds me of a few benders I had in my youth.
Yute ! What's a Yute ?(Fred Gwynne playing the judge in My Cousin Vinny). He wasn't really my cousin. But what the hell. If we're going for off the wall streaming consciousness then trust me . I'm Up there with the best(or worst;depends on perspective) of em.
As Mets Fans would say(especially Seinfeldt fans as well) Cespedes for the Rest of Us !
(and as far as Off Topic is concerned, Miller didn't say anything about Lite Beer !)