Thanks. After seeing those responses, I showed my girlfriend my original post. No laugh, no smile, not even a sigh. Her response: "How much does this game cost?" I mean, even if it wasn't funny, lie to me and tell me it was. Part (most) of a relationship is lying to the other person to make them feel better. I seriously have grown to dislike her in a real and intense way. And we moved in together three months ago. I'm screwed.
I tried to post this earlier but she walked in the room. Had to "Remove" at maximum possible speed.