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A guy at BYU in Knight just recruited Jack Hard. Not sure if it's his given name or what his mom calls him.
6/14/2012 11:44 PM
Michigan St in knight just recruited a guy named Like Chin, like some other things would of been funnier but still not bad.
6/15/2012 1:02 AM
I'm playing Assumption in the Sweet 16 Tonight, and one of his Kids names is *Harry Nutter* - Sorry Adash ... hahahahaha -
12/17/2012 5:03 PM
I got Joe Harder on my oglethorpe team in wooden. 
12/18/2012 12:15 AM
New recruit in Knight by the name of Like Wang.
12/18/2012 11:35 AM
Wang has good stamina, but his ball handling skills are weak.
12/18/2012 9:52 PM
I almost spit water on my monitor when this page loaded and I read about Jack Hard.
12/19/2012 8:49 AM
In Knight, Arizona St is currently recruiting a 4-star PG by the name of Richard Virgen, a.k.a Dick.
6/30/2013 8:41 PM

Anthony Biggerstaff
6/30/2013 10:35 PM
Not a funny one but an interesting one. I have a player named Robert Griffin. Not sure if it's RGIII's Grandpa or not. 
7/1/2013 4:34 PM
As pointed out in our coaches chat by spasticity, Rupp folks had the opportunity to recruit Michael Jordan this year. His 16 WE makes it pretty clear there's no similarity to the real deal.
7/1/2013 4:54 PM
I have Julio Gonzalez in Tark. Hoping he rains as many threes as his baseball playing father did for the Rangers
7/1/2013 7:10 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like...

And Alaska is close enough to the North Pole for me.
7/2/2013 9:50 AM
I forgot about this thread until it recently came back to the top when someone posted in it.

In a recent recruiting cycle in Naismith I noticed a (terrible) recruit named Jack Poff. He was a DIII player rated 384 overall with a work ethic of 1.

7/2/2013 10:09 AM
Naismith currently has sophomore Benedict Frankenstein.  I loved the name, but he was too far away to take.  Now he's a juco and 200 miles away.  I need immediate PG help next cycle, so I'm all over him.  I called him first!!
7/2/2013 4:26 PM
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