Most interesting/hilarious player names Topic

Posted by dirtycajun on 7/2/2013 4:26:00 PM (view original):
Naismith currently has sophomore Benedict Frankenstein.  I loved the name, but he was too far away to take.  Now he's a juco and 200 miles away.  I need immediate PG help next cycle, so I'm all over him.  I called him first!!
Haha bump this thread when you get him, I gotta see this guy.
7/2/2013 5:53 PM
Will do. My worry is his name is as bad as his game. But I'm gonna make a run at him.
7/3/2013 8:36 AM
Dingbang Wang is my PG currently in Tark.
7/4/2013 12:57 PM
I just played against James LeBron  - The King was in Findlay, ZOMGOSH
7/24/2013 2:53 AM
Good recruiting cycle in Phelan:

Harry Johnson:

Long Wang:
7/24/2013 12:08 PM
I thought Paul Pierce went to Kansas in the 90s, played for the Celtics, and now for the Nets, but apparently I was wrong because he's at Wright State.
7/24/2013 2:39 PM
7/28/2013 11:04 PM
Just signed a guy named James James. Poor kid. 
7/29/2013 1:02 PM

really WIS? just unfortunate
4/13/2014 8:59 AM
Posted by hoke1526 on 7/29/2013 1:02:00 PM (view original):
Just signed a guy named James James. Poor kid. 
back in 2005 my future (and now current) wife and i were backpacking through australia and in brisbane we went to a bar during happy hour and struck up a conversation with a group of co-workers, one of which was a guy who had a double name. (the name escapes me now.) anyways, we were all getting pretty wasted and at some point, double name (who we'll call 'james james' for ease of reference) went to buy a round. after some time the bartender comes over and says she has his id. he says no, he's got it. she says, 'are you sure? the name is james james.' and he says, yeah, i'm sure. its in my wallet. bartender walks away and he looks at us, completely serious, with a bit of shock and says, 'holy ****, can you believe that there's another james james and he's at the bar right now?' then he starts looking around, like wondering who it could be. needless to say, my wife and i and james james' co-workers start cracking up and one of his friends did him of the favor of retrieving the id from the bartender.
4/13/2014 4:56 PM
I'm currently targeting a Frank Frank...he's a solid player, but the name makes him more intriguing lol.
4/13/2014 10:56 PM
Lt. Col.

from M*A*S*H fame...although I thought his plane had spun into the Sea of Japan, with no one surviving.
4/15/2014 1:47 PM

Good ol Peter Bush!!
4/27/2014 4:37 PM
Posted by p6453 on 4/15/2014 1:47:00 PM (view original):
Lt. Col.

from M*A*S*H fame...although I thought his plane had spun into the Sea of Japan, with no one surviving.
when you click the embedded link it says The selected recruit was not found.

I almost shed a tear...
4/27/2014 4:56 PM
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