Michael Vick got 3 years, Casey Anthony is walking Topic

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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/7/2011 10:52:00 AM (view original):
She is not good looking.  Not even in her party clothes, 5 tops, 7 for the fact she might try to kill me whilst she rides me.
Corn out her poop while it comes out.  You'd do that just to be close enough to smell her poon.

7/7/2011 11:46 AM
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It's funny how internerds can be so judgemental when they've never even spoken to a woman.

7/7/2011 11:48 AM
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Ah, there is no jury like the jury of public opinion.

Obviously, much more informed than the jury that delivered the verdict.
7/7/2011 12:13 PM
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Just to remind the good people; the charge was murder, not 3rd degree skanky hoeness and general lack of caring for her flesh and blood.
7/7/2011 12:18 PM
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Posted by silentpadna on 7/6/2011 1:09:00 PM (view original):
The prosecution took the 3-point shot instead of the layup.  They didn't have enough and the defense did a good job.  I have very little doubt that the Caley's "mother" did it.  But the prosecution did not do enough to prove the full charge.  No justice for Caley....at least for now. 
100% agree
7/7/2011 12:22 PM
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Posted by MikeT23 on 7/7/2011 11:46:00 AM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 7/7/2011 10:52:00 AM (view original):
She is not good looking.  Not even in her party clothes, 5 tops, 7 for the fact she might try to kill me whilst she rides me.
Corn out her poop while it comes out.  You'd do that just to be close enough to smell her poon.

Girls like her are a dime a dozen in any halfway-decent scene.

Then again, if I recall you look like the hyponist from Office Space after 17 weeks in a sewer pit.  You probably scooped up a 12 year old from a truck stop toilet decades ago and made her your 'wife.'
7/7/2011 12:24 PM
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Not saying she's anything special.   Just saying I'm sure the clowns on here rating her 5 to 7 aren't either.   You are a bunch of ******* nerds.    If you ever build up the nerve to speak to a woman, it's just to compliment her pocket protector.  "Ehh, errr, uhhh, that's a nice pocket protector.  Did you get it at Wal-Mart?"  And, obviously, she's a goddam nerd too.
7/7/2011 12:35 PM
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Posted by MikeT23 on 7/7/2011 12:35:00 PM (view original):
Not saying she's anything special.   Just saying I'm sure the clowns on here rating her 5 to 7 aren't either.   You are a bunch of ******* nerds.    If you ever build up the nerve to speak to a woman, it's just to compliment her pocket protector.  "Ehh, errr, uhhh, that's a nice pocket protector.  Did you get it at Wal-Mart?"  And, obviously, she's a goddam nerd too.
100% agree.
7/7/2011 12:36 PM
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A pocket protector joke?  Really?

7/7/2011 12:39 PM
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Seems to fit the nerd motif.  Would you prefer slide rule?
7/7/2011 12:41 PM
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And it really isn't a joke.   You're playing a goddam simulated game on the internet.    You're either married and looking for a "safe" outlet or you're a goddam nerd with a severe lack of social skills.
7/7/2011 12:43 PM
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What year do you think it is?
7/7/2011 12:44 PM
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Evidently it's "You're a nerd and don't realize it" year.

Or are you going to tell me that you know lots of women who are impressed with your mad HBD skilz?

7/7/2011 12:49 PM
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You have a 300 page thread of HBD advice on this board, and likely spend more time in a single day on your teams than I do in an entire season.  So yeah, you're pretty much blasting yourself at this point.
7/7/2011 12:54 PM
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Perhaps.  I fall into the " married and looking for a "safe" outlet" group.    That might make me slightly less nerdy than the single guys.   Of course, I'm not saying "She's a skanky 5!"
7/7/2011 12:57 PM
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