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Baseball is clearly the manliest sport.  It involves phallic objects, lots of adjusting of the genitals, and by far the least physical contact with other men of any major sport...
10/6/2011 6:57 PM
Posted by mudbone1969 on 10/6/2011 6:04:00 PM (view original):
Change a tire.  Until then, you have a vagina and no valid opinion about a manly sport like baseball.
listen, economy killer.....some people's livelihood depends on their going out and changing tires

I'm doing what I can in this world to keep folks employed.....


that said, I know Chicago is starved for a championship in a major sport, so I look past your surliness and understand your desperation for a winner
10/6/2011 7:07 PM
Ummm...we've had plenty of titles in major sports, the most recent being in 2010.

The ecomony killer crack was funny, btw.  Especially coming from such a humorless vagina such as yourself.
10/6/2011 7:15 PM
I said major sport.....thus ruling out that Red Wings title or whoever it was

I also don't credit a White Sox title to the city of Chicago because meth heads don't deserve credit for anything.....
10/6/2011 7:30 PM
also, I'll accept all your vagina talk...but humorless?

dude, there are lines you just can't cross.....
10/6/2011 7:33 PM
I knew you'd come around.
10/6/2011 7:36 PM
My grandparents made sure my mom and her sisters knew how to change a tire before they were allowed to drive on their own.  Watched her do it and everything.  Just saying...

My mom is manlier than edso.  I'm not sure which of them that's a harsher analysis of, but I doubt it's my mom...
10/6/2011 8:01 PM
really, I consider her and I to be neck and neck in that race...but it's her sweet handlebar mustache that puts her over the top
10/6/2011 9:32 PM
10/6/2011 9:35 PM
ahhh, Mrs. Debater, I presume.....
10/6/2011 9:37 PM
She's a handsome lady.
10/6/2011 10:00 PM
ISUFTBWTHM
10/6/2011 10:02 PM
well put, Muddy.....well said
10/7/2011 10:15 AM
Theo is imminent!!!

According to the Boston Herald, Theo Epstein is going to be the Cubs new GM/whatever title he gets.  All that needs to be worked out is the compensation.  This is HUGE!!
10/11/2011 7:26 PM
espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/7089985/theo-epstein-cusp-taking-job-chicago-cubs-report-says

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon Cubbies.  First Epstein, then dump Quade for Francona....
10/11/2011 8:18 PM
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