Another golfing joke:
Moses, Jesus and an older gentleman were all playing golf. On the first tee, Moses takes his tee shot and lands it directly in the water hazard, so he parts the hazard and plays his ball onto the fairway from there. Next, Jesus steps up to the tee, and he also lands his shot in the water hazard, so he walks across the water and plays his ball onto the green. Not impressed, the older gentleman steps up to the tee and takes a wild hack at the ball sending the ball careening past the Out of Bounds markers, into oncoming traffic, bouncing off of a truck's windshield, bounces off of the roof of the greenkeeper's shed, back out onto the fairway toward the water hazard. Just before it falls in, the ball ricochets off a small rock, bouncing onto a lillypad in the pond, when a bullfrog hops up and eats the ball. At that very moment, a bald eagle swoops in, grabs the frog and flies away. As they were flying over the green the frog all of a sudden drops the golf ball and it falls to earth, landing directly in the hole.
Jesus turns to the older gentleman, sighs and says "Look, Dad, if you don't stop messing around, we're not going to bring you along next time"