Dan clam and Sam clam were best friends and died on the same day. Dan was good and went to Heaven. Sam was not and went to Hell.
Dan missed his friend and asked God if he could visit Sam. God agreed, but with a few provisions. “You may only stay one night, and you must bring three things to remind you from where you came.” Dan was given a halo, a harp, and a pair of wings.
Sam welcomed Dan. “Since we only have one night, let’s go to my club. It’s the new hot spot in Hell.” They had a great time. The music played, the booze flowed, and there were plenty of beautiful women.
When Dan returned to Heaven, St. Peter was waiting to check him back in. “I’m glad you had a nice time. I’ll need to get the three things God gave you.”
“Halo.” Check. “Wings.” Check. “Harp. Harp…!! Dan, where is your harp?”
Dan thought for a minute and said “Oh no, I left my harp in Sam clam’s disco.”