Last night, in the town of Gridironville, Muddapucka's new neighbor (who lives caddycorner from dubs), kneeneighbor, decided to take a walk at 3 AM in the morning.
He'd had too much Diet Coke (his constant struggle) and was a little...off. He failed to notice when he walked into a giant cage. He began singing the
Anchorman rendition of "Afternoon Delight," as he was transported to a mountain, where he was, ironically, drowned in HIS afternoon delight, Diet Coke.
In addition, the vigilante, in an attempt to exterminate any hindrances, kills nyaggie98
KNEENEIGHBOR, THE TOWNSPERSON IS DEAD. NYAGGIE98 is DEAD. DAY 1 BEGINS NOW.