FIXED NEWS FIRES AN EARLY NOV. WAR ON CHRISTMAS STORY, "SOME PEOPLE" ARE OUTRAGED THAT STARBUCKS HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS AREN'T CHRISTMASY ENOUGH!
WHAT AN OUTRAGE! A DISPOSAL COFFEE CUP THAT DOESN'T HAVE A BABY JESUS,, SANTA, REINDEER OR WRAPPED PRESENTS EMBOSSED ON IT!
DEFCON2!