I don't think bad_luck has ever actually watched a sporting event in his life. His understanding of sports is derived from boxscores and a calculator after the fact.
If he sees a guy go 0-4 in the boxscore, he'll conclude that he had a crappy game, not realizing that the guy hit four lasers that just happened to be hit right at somebody. Meanwhile, the guy who went 3-4 because of an infield dribbler and two Texas Leaguers was just awesome and added to his WAR.