"Enterprise calling Captain Kirk. Come in captain."
"Kirk here."
"Captain, sorry to interupt your tour of the Hypo Boxylen Dam artifacts but Admiral Bo Jackson called to remind you about your forthcoming meeting with Commissioner Axtell."
"That's three days from now, Mr Spock."
"Two days, twenty-one hours, thirty-seven minutes and fifty seconds, to be precise."
"Thank you Mr Spock. Your attention to deal never ceases to amaze me."
BEEP BEEP BEEP RED ALERT RED ALERT BEEP BEEP BEEP RED ALERT RED ALERT
"Problem?"
"One moment captain......Sensors are picking up an unidentified vessel closing in fast."
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"Shields up, Mr Chekov."
"No response on any channel, Mr Spock."
"Keep trying Uhuru."
"Mr Sulu, stand-by with phasers." "Aye, Mr Spock."
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"Captain, any suggestions?"
to be continued...
Whilst they sort out their issues why don't do you something much more down to earth
and make a decision that will revolutionise your life for the next few months.
Your age doesn't matter and there are no medical tests to be undertaken.
References are not needed and you don't even have to get a signed note from your parents.
Interested?
Then just follow these five simple steps in the application process...
Firstly, check out the very first posting in this thread and make your franchise selection
Secondly, send a sitemail to the World commissioner, axtell (indeed, just click on his name in the posting above this one)
Thirdly, compose a short message, something like "I would like to join the elite owners of Bo Jackson World and wish to take on (whichever) franchise
Fourthly, wait for a reply which will have the all important password
Fifthly, go to the HBD front page, insert password and...you'll never look back