Here we go. It's Thursday. Less than 24-hours before ABU World goes public.
It doesn't have to if you act now, lunchtime, this afternoon, when you get home, this evening
even tonight but before 3am Friday (EST)
(albeit I can't speak for the commissioner being around at that time to issue the password)
Anyway, to cheer you up if you're not feeling on top of the world
Q. Is there baseball in heaven?
and to keep you there if you are having a good day...
A. Two old men had been best friends for many years and both live to their early 90's when one falls very ill.
His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed and they're reminiscing about their long friendship when the
dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, please do me a favour. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."
The dying man says, "We've been friends for so many years, this I'll do for you." Sadly, he then passes away.
A couple of days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got
some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"You're pitching on Wednesday."
This couple just recently got a divorce and they decided to move away from each other
and go there separate ways. So, the father sat down and talked with his son and said,
"Son, I think that it is best if you go and live with your mother." The boy said, "No, I won't,
because she beats me."
Then the mother came in and talked to her son. "I think that it is best if you go and live
with your father." "No! No!" he replied. "He beats me."
So then, both parents sit down with their son and say to him, "Well, if we both beat you,
then who do you want to live with?" whereupon the boy replies, "The Mets. They can't beat anybody".
One morning in elementary school, the students were going to a geography class.
The teacher wanted to show the youngsters where cities and states are.
The teacher asks the class, "Does anyone know where Pittsburgh is?"
Billy raises his hand and says, "Yeah, Pennsylvania!"
The teacher replies, "Very good Billy. Now can anyone tell me where Detroit is?"
Suzy raises her hand and says, "That's in Michigan." The teacher again says, "Very good".
Trying to confuse the children, she now asks, "Where's Kansas City?"
Tommy raises his hand and says, "Oh, oh, pick me! I know."
The teacher says, "OK Tommy, where is Kansas City?"
So, how about it boss? Like the idea?
Jolly decent of you to let your staff occasionally log-in to WIS during their work time.
(I do agree that helping towards the company's $'s is important, but that's really just fantasy,
whereas trading to improve your HBD franchise...well, that's real business).
1/24/2013 5:43 PM (edited)