A guy walks into a bar with his latest girlfriend, who happens to be a Packer fan. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the Packer fan begins checking out the place. She grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then she grabs some sliced limes and eats them. She then goes over to the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, she sticks it in her mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your girlfriend just did?"
"No, what?"
"She just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "She's a Packer fan, and she eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff that his girlfriend ate and leaves.
Two weeks later the couple return to the bar. The guy orders a
drink and his Packer fan girlfriend starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the Packer fan finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. She grabs it, sticks it up her butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then she finds a peanut, and again sticks it up her butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your cheesehead girlfriend did just now?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, she stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up her butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "She still eats everything in sight, but ever since she had to **** that cue ball out, she measures everything first now."