A good friend of mine and FreakOutNation’s, Ole Olson, did the research on Ted’s death watch so I’ll shamelessly copy and paste the countdown clock links and other information he provided. Even if the correct date for Ted’s imprisonment or death (or both), is a couple of days off, being that we are good hearted, compassionate liberals, we’ll give him some leeway. If it were up to me, and sadly it is not, I’d opt for an in-care mental health facility (a locked down psych ward).

Let’s see if this NRA member keeps his word. According to this countdown clock, Ted has just two days left.

Another countdown clock gives Nugent less than two days.

But, according to Ole’s research, the correct date is Saturday. Has anyone seen the Tedster lately? I’m sure he’s shitting himself again.

The graphic below states the 17th, but there are conflicting reports including the following dates on the following countdown clocks. EDIT: the body of evidence appears to indicate that Saturday, Apr. 14th, 2012 at 10:35am was the date he said this, so one year from then would be this Sunday, April 14th, 2013.

Jim Gile, a Republican commissioner in Saline County, Kansas, apologized to (wait for it) ‘colored people’ for using the term ”******-rigging it” in a heated discussion with Commissioner John Price. But, he wants you to know that he is “not a prejudiced person because, “I have built Habitat homes for colored people” and of course, some of his best friends are black. Oh God, the stupid burns.

Image: Huffpo

Just to be sure he really stepped in it, he clarified what he meant after his comment brought laugher from others in the room, “Afro-Americanized.”