Moonlight Graham S29 Topic

I deny it. I would have seen him if he was.
7/7/2013 8:36 AM
As The Brothers Doob once said "What the people need is a way to make them smile..."

That's not you.   The only things you'd add to MG is another MWR casualty and the first "one post, entire page" world chat. 
7/7/2013 9:09 AM
i think the rule for recruiting ought to be add smart people.  tomfool is really smart.  therefore, let him in.
7/7/2013 9:19 AM
No,  no.  The rule for World Moonlight Graham is the Isn't Easily Offended Rule;  under which rule I qualify.  But there are other,  secondary, rules too.  For example,  the Really Fawny MikeT23 Sock Puppet Rule (lot's of people get in under that one) and the No Truckdriver Jokes Rule. (Alas,  that rule,  and numerous others,  disqualifies me.)
7/7/2013 9:41 AM
yea, but i said "ought to be" tom.  if our rules are such that we can't get folks like you in, then we need to rethink them.  miket23 is hurting the world here.
7/7/2013 10:14 AM
Didn't you also fight to keep jtstunned in?
7/7/2013 10:55 AM
This might be the most annoying recruiting thread ever.
7/7/2013 11:14 AM
No, there was the season I got in. Again.
7/7/2013 11:26 AM
Posted by deathinahole on 7/7/2013 10:55:00 AM (view original):
Didn't you also fight to keep jtstunned in?
not sure what you're talking about.  last season i got mitt romney in.  
7/7/2013 11:33 AM
figured i'd get hate from the "sock puppets."  y'all really don't think tomfool would be a good addition to the world?
7/7/2013 11:34 AM
This is the rule that really got in the way:   "No tanking years(108 losses)"

But, because I'm a benevolent king, I allow people to explain their shortcomings if necessary. 
7/7/2013 12:22 PM
Q:  How can you tell if a truckdriver is married?  A:  There are tobacco stains on both doors of his truck.

Q:  What do a tornado and a truckdriver's deevorce have in common?  A:  In both cases someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Q:  How does a truckdriver greet his highschool sweetheart when he meets her at his class reunion.  A:  "Honey,  that's a good lookin tooth you've got there."

Q:  What are the most common last words uttered by truckdrivers?  Q:  "Hey,  you guys,  watch this!"

Q:  What do you call a MikeT23 Trucking Line employee picnic at  which all 16 of Mike's employees show up with their wives/girlfriends/partners?  A:  A good set of teeth.
7/7/2013 8:33 PM (edited)
Truck driver is two words. 
7/8/2013 8:25 AM
It's only two words in Moonlight Graham.....wait....this isn't my thread....
7/8/2013 10:34 AM
i like this stonewalter kid.  he's got moxie.  wanna join?
7/8/2013 10:55 AM
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