Posted by antoncresten on 7/29/2013 2:13:00 PM (view original):
YER BASEBALL COACH INSPIRED YE TO BE A TRUCKING MAGNATE?
He inspired me to do two things:
1. **** with our firstbaseman to **** him off
2. Field grounders and make good throws.
Here's another gem. We're practicing and the batter hits the ball up the middle. I'm stretched out, thinking I might have a shot at it. Ball hits the bag and deflects directly into my nuts. I go down like I've been shot. Coach takes about a month to get out there and finally asks "What the hell happened to you?" "The ball hit me in the nuts, coach." "Well, ****, use your goddam glove to catch it next time. Joe, take over at short for a couple of batters while Mike tends to his nuts" and walks away.