because we're tired of drafting relievers and pinch hitters, we'll take one Baseballs latest villans...
Ryan Braun
* In a press release upon joining the UNO squad, Braun has apologized for lying & cheating, swears he is now clean & with the help of Vince McMahon is aranging a charity cage match benefit for the education of young people of the dangers of steroids & performance encancing drugs. Also invited to participate: A-Rod, Bonds, Raffy, Sosa, McGwire, Tejada, Canseco & Clemens among others - though to date all but Canseco have declined the event and still claim that never touched the stuff...