What if the 'time-machine' only lets U go back to Babe Ruth's time,
back to the 1920's...
What if when U get there, the only baseball job u get is as a 'ump'
&, homeplate is all yours, evey 6th day (?)...
Will U '________________' ???
A.) Witness Babe Ruth hit monstrous amounts of homers, on balls
. that weren't strikes ???...
B.) Stain your drawers ???
C.) Flash a hitch-hiking thumb @ a U.F.O. space-ship ???
D.) All of the above, in THAT order ???