Will there be Mustaches and Eye Patches in 3 ? Topic

    This is Very Important . My cheerleaders find them attractive in a rugged sort of way 
10/18/2013 9:45 AM
My cheerleaders wear them in a rugged sort of way.
10/18/2013 10:17 AM
I have always been hesitant to recruit someone with an eyepatch, he can only see half the field!!!
10/18/2013 2:34 PM
Does WSU put special emphasis on guys with eye patches?


10/18/2013 3:21 PM
I like the eye patches. I hope they add other features like braces, headgear, an parrot on the shoulder, noserings, face tatoos, and maybe even some birthmarks would be pleasant surprises!
10/18/2013 5:14 PM
Posted by mojolad on 10/18/2013 9:45:00 AM (view original):
    This is Very Important . My cheerleaders find them attractive in a rugged sort of way 
Thank you Mojo.  Add to that list:  DePaul and Marquette; the Big East conference, the 12 team "Pac 10" conference, the ND Box formation; 18 year old recruits referencing Festivus from Seinfeld; scouting reports using "Jerome Bettis-style" to describe recruits; my 20th century assistant coach explaining (gasp) that they do everything by email around here; and $10 and $15 phone calls
10/18/2013 5:39 PM
Posted by potter444 on 10/18/2013 5:39:00 PM (view original):
Posted by mojolad on 10/18/2013 9:45:00 AM (view original):
    This is Very Important . My cheerleaders find them attractive in a rugged sort of way 
Thank you Mojo.  Add to that list:  DePaul and Marquette; the Big East conference, the 12 team "Pac 10" conference, the ND Box formation; 18 year old recruits referencing Festivus from Seinfeld; scouting reports using "Jerome Bettis-style" to describe recruits; my 20th century assistant coach explaining (gasp) that they do everything by email around here; and $10 and $15 phone calls
And facial scars. My bad.

PS  Sent a ticket.  One item is covered and improved.  3.0 will have recruits with two eye patches.
10/18/2013 5:41 PM
Posted by potter444 on 10/18/2013 5:41:00 PM (view original):
Posted by potter444 on 10/18/2013 5:39:00 PM (view original):
Posted by mojolad on 10/18/2013 9:45:00 AM (view original):
    This is Very Important . My cheerleaders find them attractive in a rugged sort of way 
Thank you Mojo.  Add to that list:  DePaul and Marquette; the Big East conference, the 12 team "Pac 10" conference, the ND Box formation; 18 year old recruits referencing Festivus from Seinfeld; scouting reports using "Jerome Bettis-style" to describe recruits; my 20th century assistant coach explaining (gasp) that they do everything by email around here; and $10 and $15 phone calls
And facial scars. My bad.

PS  Sent a ticket.  One item is covered and improved.  3.0 will have recruits with two eye patches.
I would recruit that guy just for the lols
10/18/2013 10:20 PM
The guy with two eye patches would start no matter what ! Apparently with the new position ranking system our guys we recruited will probably be worse anyway!
10/19/2013 10:15 AM
Posted by ermackey on 10/18/2013 5:14:00 PM (view original):
I like the eye patches. I hope they add other features like braces, headgear, an parrot on the shoulder, noserings, face tatoos, and maybe even some birthmarks would be pleasant surprises!
Missing or gold teeth, mohawks, and longer dreads!
10/19/2013 1:53 PM
Shave your dogs A - $$. Put a mustache under his tail, sunglasses on top of his tail, and a ball cap on top.  Make him run back words and you have my top rated OSLB.
10/19/2013 4:15 PM
I've always thought the extra little things on recruits' pictures were funny
10/20/2013 5:47 PM
Facial tats, ball gags, male pattern baldness, long nose hair, wall eyes...
10/20/2013 7:22 PM
problem acne, a deviated septum, weepy-eye, a "butterface", just plain "FUGLY"ness!
10/21/2013 1:14 AM
You know what they say, "Big ears, big nose, big feet, big hands...". That dude better be packing a substantial "...", cuz he's one ugly mofo!
10/21/2013 1:16 AM
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