Posted by bad_luck on 3/27/2014 5:21:00 PM (view original):

Posted by MikeT23 on 3/27/2014 5:04:00 PM (view original):
Better yet, I don't think I have some superior skill set to another internet clown because I was some **** walk-on back-up at some **** DII college that ended up batting .230 or so.    Nor do I feel the need to even mention what I did or who I was when I was 18 years old.   For me, that was a lifetime ago.   Not only is it unimportant, no one cares. 

Whether or not I'm better than you is irrelevant (I'm pretty sure I am, if only because I'm somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 years younger).

I'm 100% sure that Cabrera is better than you. That's all that matters.

Also, you asked me about my playing experience. That's the only reason I gave it.

If you don't care, you shouldn't have asked.

I don't believe I asked.    You rambled on about "high level" and then when you admitted to getting hit in the face in the OF, I asked for the defintion of "high level" because I don't think "high level" OF get hit in the face with batted balls.   Then you told your life story.

Tell us more about how you're better at fielding than Cabrera.

Tell us more about your "high level" playing days. 

I will if you want.

Please do. 

Anything to distract away from the "mike thinks he has better reactions than Cabrera" argument, right?

No, I'm sincerely interested in reliving your glory days with you.  

Oh ok. What would you like to know?

All of it.  Or at least all you can remember.  

My entire life story? Or just the times I banged hot chicks?

I thought we were talking about your "high level" playing days.    I guess, if your masterful "high level" skills were the reason you were banging hot chicks, you should include the full story.

Should I start in high school? It's fairly boring. It gets more interesting after, when I graduated and took a year off school. I got a job at the nearby university. I was working as a janitor even though I felt like I was smarter than most of the people who went there. Sometimes I'd see an equation written on a blackboard...like half an equation and...I'd just figure it out.

Whenever your "high level" playing days began.    It sounded like you went to some baseball mecca in high school.   A place where the baseball team, and the teams you played against, could have beaten most AA teams on the field.   Seems like a good starting point to me.

What would you like to know, specifically?