The "Original Draft League" XLVII Topic

noah sucks! dark, gloomy... and big b.s. slant about global warming... u'r better off watching tella tubbies re-runs
3/31/2014 1:30 PM
Down to 3 players. Oh, I know who should go here...Larry Bird right?   sm sent to a very happy seapilots...lol.
3/31/2014 2:17 PM
Off-the-Clock

round 1
1) banditone - Wilt Chamberlain
2) mcdarsh - Lebron James
3) jkaye24 - Dennis Rodman
4) superrobb420 - Karl Malone
5) jhsukow - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
6) scudmissle - Michael Jordan
7) smokey57 - Larry Bird
8) seapilots - Dwight Howard
9) mikee1 - Moses Malone
10) ashamael
11) TBD
12) robocoach
13-23) TBD
24) iccoachb

3/31/2014 4:28 PM (edited)
Posted by scudmissle on 3/31/2014 1:30:00 PM (view original):
noah sucks! dark, gloomy... and big b.s. slant about global warming... u'r better off watching tella tubbies re-runs
crap..I was hoping for a big *** tsunami!!!  
3/31/2014 2:23 PM
More smokey history...what happened irl was krakatoa's mom went off in ~2500bce. this sent a tsunami up the indian ocean into the pursian gulf and funnelled it into mesopotamia. The thing was +500ft and had spawned tornado's of the the boundry effect..in short **** hit the fan big time. The first account, in mesopotamian, Untanaphistum was Noah. Man, this story has made the rounds..seems it really happened. Would I kid you....???
3/31/2014 2:37 PM (edited)
Posted by smokey57 on 3/31/2014 2:37:00 PM (view original):
More smokey history...what happened irl was krakatoa's mom went off in ~2500bce. this sent a tsunami up the indian ocean into the pursian gulf and funnelled it into mesopotamia. The thing was +500ft and had spawned tornado's of the the boundry effect..in short **** hit the fan big time. The first account, in mesopotamian, Untanaphistum was Noah. Man, this story has made the rounds..seems it really happened. Would I kid you....???
Earlier than that Smokey.. It was a Sumerian myth as well.  Mostly likely in was due to the melting during the last ice age.   I mean prior to the ice age the Black Sea and Persian Gulf did not exist.

Miles of ice melting pretty much (relatively) all at once, I'm not surprised it rained for 40 days.   Anyway I not spending my money on that crap movie, have fun smokey! lol





3/31/2014 3:01 PM
Sumerian is mesopotamian. The first recorded writing..cuniform. They wrote it as first hand and it agrees with geological events that could have produced the tsunami, ice age is 22K bce, wrong timing.
3/31/2014 3:24 PM
Posted by smokey57 on 3/31/2014 3:24:00 PM (view original):
Sumerian is mesopotamian. The first recorded writing..cuniform. They wrote it as first hand and it agrees with geological events that could have produced the tsunami, ice age is 22K bce, wrong timing.
End of the Ice Age was actually around 8-10k BCE.  The max glaciation was 22k BCE, but the big melt happened much later than that.



3/31/2014 3:39 PM
Posted by mcdarsh on 3/30/2014 8:55:00 PM (view original):
At that time, I'll use intimidating shout to kind of scatter them...

LEE-BRON JAMES

God damn it, LEE-BRON.

LeBron James
I really thought McD's "Leroy Jenkins" comment was going to be the dorkiest thing I was going to read on this thread. Kudos for blowing him "out of the water" with this Ice age/ Noah/ first written word stuff.
3/31/2014 3:49 PM
I'm bored...
3/31/2014 3:54 PM

Noah enjoyed an occasional goatskin of wine and an afternoon nap    .  Dwight Howard

3/31/2014 3:55 PM
Moses Malone


Go nuts Ash. Get your guy.
3/31/2014 4:04 PM

Speaking of biblical:

 

3/31/2014 4:34 PM
I'm also surprised he dropped all the way to #9.
3/31/2014 4:35 PM
Wat's yuz gyz smok'n...isn't Moses suppose to go 4th & Karl 9th? I do believe I've been shaft'd!!!
3/31/2014 4:39 PM
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