Posted by RCBracco on 1/31/2017 5:13:00 PM (view original):
The most hated man in the country. Never been such a case of voters remorse. Petitions are being circulated already for impeachment.
HEY! Glad I caught you. Did you have your club meeting yet?
Listen. Forget what I told you about the tomahawks and "Warriors" on your jacket. I saw some footage of your friends at the women's march the day after the inauguration. At first I thought they were a bunch of overweight housewives and jobless losers with vagina caps on their heads. And for the most part, that's about it. They tore themselves away from the view for a day. But some of them are pretty damn militant. There are some women who like other women and act like men. They are very very big. They are very very strong. They shave. And there are also trannies. Guys who look like girls. But they're guys. And girls who want to be guys and all jacked up on hormones and stuff. Point is, these people threw bricks and destroyed stuff and PUT POLICEMEN IN THE HOSPITAL! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
If you take your little club to a protest with your WARRIOR jackets acting all bad and stuff, these people will kick your little snowflake *****. Ginormous women will toss you around like the snowflakes you are and then, while you lay bleeding and broken in the gutter, they will take your jackets and spit on you before walking away.....laughing. You don't want to mess with these marching vaginas.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO: First, change your name. Something less threatening. One that shows your submissiveness and acknowledges their mastery over you. I suggest SNOWFLAKE. You could put a little snowflake on the front of your jacket. Maybe sequins? AND on the back, in big letters, SNOWFLAKES. And not white letters. BIG PINK LETTERS. Make them pink. That should help. They probably won't mess with you too bad.
Let me know how it goes...................snowflake.
You're Welcome.