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2chair
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We Big Dick Leaguers are a cocky bunch.
3/6/2015 3:08 PM
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$200K Utility -- 2001 John Wehner
3/6/2015 3:33 PM
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Thought for a long time about this one. It was a hard problem, to be sure.  Should I do my best to stiff these other owners and pick Mile High? Or should I stand erect on principle and choose something that wouldn't ruin an already mediocre pitching staff?  Should I choose a sterile, flaccid, cookie-cutter park like Riverfront? No, that was a cockamamie idea.  Ultimately, with all the Dicks in this league, there could only be one choice: Busch (II) will be our ballpark.
3/6/2015 3:47 PM
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Is this the official salary, pre x-factors?

$67,486,587
3/6/2015 4:53 PM
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I'll update and send out the league # when I get home....nice draft, guys!
3/6/2015 5:14 PM
2chair
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May I have your attention please? Dodgebob is having trouble finding his Wehner - repeat - Dodgbob is having trouble finding his Wehner. If you know the whereabouts of Dodgebob's Wehhner, please contact the customer service desk or simply turn in Dodgebob's Wehner to to customer support. Thank you.

I'm having wwwaaayyyyy to much fun with this.

3/6/2015 5:36 PM
fillies
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Posted by 2chair on 3/6/2015 5:36:00 PM (view original):
May I have your attention please? Dodgebob is having trouble finding his Wehner - repeat - Dodgbob is having trouble finding his Wehner. If you know the whereabouts of Dodgebob's Wehhner, please contact the customer service desk or simply turn in Dodgebob's Wehner to to customer support. Thank you.

I'm having wwwaaayyyyy to much fun with this.

I believe it's in his right hand....

I'm 60 years old and still giggle at dick jokes....is that wrong??
3/6/2015 6:11 PM
dodgebob
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I appreciate the public service announcement, 2chair, but I have found my Wehner.
It was hidden behind a strand of hair.
3/6/2015 7:19 PM
DoctorKz
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Page 1 updated

Total amount spent: $67,486,587
Remaining cash for your X-Factors: $12,513,413
3/6/2015 8:46 PM
DoctorKz
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League # has been sitemailed
3/6/2015 9:16 PM
DoctorKz
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Set minimum games to zero to find some of those players, and make sure the season and salary matches those that were selected...
3/6/2015 9:20 PM
DoctorKz
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We should have quite a lot of different X-Factor players. Frankly, the $12M+ is more than I thought we'd have to work with...
3/6/2015 9:23 PM
DoctorKz
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Use Busch Stadium II (2006-2014)... no exceptions
3/6/2015 10:15 PM
DoctorKz
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We've had an owner ask if I can find a replacement. Who wants to enter a team?
3/6/2015 10:22 PM
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Bump
3/7/2015 2:22 PM
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