With Bill Cosby in the news so much lately and the approximately 8,391 rape allegations against him, I thought I'd share my story.

I had to have dinner with him for work a few years ago and we agreed to meet at the restaurant bar beforehand. When I arrived, Cosby was seated at the bar drinking a scotch. The scotch he had ordered for me was sitting, unattended, in front of the empty bar stool next to him.

I was nervous so I drank it quickly.

We had a few more over the course of the evening, along with a steak dinner and tons of great stories.

At the end of the night, I thanked him for his time and we parted ways.

Things that didn't happen:

 - Cosby didn't put quaaludes in my drink
 - I didn't pass out
 - Cosby didn't enter me
 - I didn't wake up disoriented and sore
 - Cosby didn't try to buy my silence

For some reason, I wasn't raped by Bill Cosby, despite having dinner and drinks with him.

I think this proves, conclusively, that not only is Bill Cosby not a rapist, but that rapists, in general, don't exist. Women who say they were raped probably did something to deserve it.

well played

You must be too ugly to get raped.

Posted by raucous on 7/21/2015 9:05:00 PM (view original):
You must be too ugly to get raped.

I don't know. I think the logic is pretty solid. My one off experience with one person is enough to prove a trend.

Posted by raucous on 7/21/2015 9:05:00 PM (view original):
You must be too ugly to get raped.

Or too stupid to know he got raped. 

Posted by MikeT23 on 7/22/2015 10:39:00 AM (view original):

Posted by raucous on 7/21/2015 9:05:00 PM (view original):
You must be too ugly to get raped.

Or too stupid to know he got raped. 

"I woke up with a massive hangover and a bleeding ***.  But I think everything's cool."