AND HEY! I'm other news cat.

Which one do I like better?

I like cats but I don't think you should report the mews.

Cats are weird. I don't care how cute you think you are...sniffing and licking *** is just wrong. Ask my wife.

You **** in a box and If I don't get it in time you **** on the carpet? Then wake me up so I can feed you? Really?

Why don't I just have five kids? OH WAIT! I do. NEVERMIND!

IF Donald Trump MAYBE knew peeps prior to his election that knew people who knew people and TALKED to them prior to his election involved with DEALS from before Hillary uranium and Obama trust me Vlad and resets and other stuffs we'll just ignore because it weakens our argument plus wise I want bigger salary and sexual harassment suits ignored...The safe thing to do might be to impeach Trump and start all over again. Start with somebody we like better because we don't like what happened and we're so used to changing the rules anytime all the time we think you should now plusewise we'll just burn down another city or university anyways. Thanks for choosing FAKE NEWS NETWORK.

Some people in Washington are very upset today. And yesterday. And tomorrow.

Some say it is the end of the world and others claim we have been taken over by Russia.

Some are burning down cities and universities.

That's the MEWS! Thanks for making us #1!

Posted by DougOut on 3/4/2017 4:25:00 PM (view original):

tippy toes!

I'm thinking of dropping my subscription.

Bring back the bunnies.

We dropped to page 2.

Only Doug can get us out.

There are no borders between us. We are kittter from the same litter.

Very well. Enjoy your life among us. Until Friskies begins to sell rabbit pate'.

I see a wise man.