My favorite "stupid unsolicited trade guy" story:

Many years ago, I had taken over an abandoned team in another world.  As I was trying to get a handle on the team and right the ship, I get an unsolicited offer from some random dude in the world.  It was your typical 3 mediocre prospects for 1 stud prospect offer that we often see from guys like this.  I actually tried to be nice and explain why I was declining the offer, rather than just do my usual rejection without comment for an unsolicited offer.

Well, this guy must have thought I was a n00b who didn't know his *** from his elbow, and he then tried the used car salesman hard sell on me, telling me how he was stupid for making such a one sided offer in my favor that he would definitely later regret, blah, blah, blah.  I responded by pointing out how the one-sidedness was actually in his favor and that I wasn't going to make the deal.  He then responded by telling me how one of the mediocre guys he was trying to send me was going to be a bad-*** stud in a couple of seasons, and that I was being stupid for not immediately accepting the offer. 

Now, I'm starting to get ****** at the way he's trying to play me, and tell him so.  A few more back and forth trade chats, and in the end he tells me that he no longer wants to make the deal, how he's going to keep his future bad-*** stud, and how he's going to dominate the world in a couple of seasons with Mr. Bad-*** leading the way and that I'll be sorry that I never accepted the deal, blah, blah, blah.

Wish I could remember the world and the owner in question.  He was a real trip.