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The Taint
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A momma joke.....lol.


7/5/2017 4:46 PM
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Posted by The Taint on 7/5/2017 4:46:00 PM (view original):
A momma joke.....lol.


Yeah, Bracco was lame enough to say something about my Momma about a week ago, then when I flipped it on him he tried to mutter something about her and child-birth. This is simply a follow-up / completion of that joke.
7/5/2017 5:02 PM
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Posted by all3 on 7/5/2017 4:12:00 PM (view original):



It was annoying when he did it. When butpoker and b_l do it, it's just plain sad.
Heck, butpoker can't even keep the people he's trying to respond do separate, even after being corrected once.
Yawn.
7/5/2017 5:04 PM
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FIVE QUICKIES
  1. The White House Office of Science and Technology Policy's science division achieved a scientific breakthrough last month by reducing its staff down to absolute zero.
  2. Last month's record-breaking heat in the southwest led to record-breaking power usage, which will lead to more record-breaking heat, which will lead to more record-breaking power usage.
  3. Federal budget talks have a hit a snag as Republicans battle internally over the exact degree to which poor children should experience hunger: Some or all.
  4. President ******* Trump's top adviser, Steve Bannon, reportedly wants to raise taxes on the rich because he's not the caricature we think he is, he's a different caricature.
  5. Some Republicans in Congress are pushing back against Pres. ******* Trump's plan to cut assistance for poor people to pay their heating bills, out of fear of waking the lumpen and/or frozen proletariat.
7/5/2017 5:44 PM
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Kim Jong Un, Trump Zero
U.S. officials said Tuesday that North Korea for the first time had successfully tested an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), leading international observers to proclaim "ICBM" in U.S. officials' pants.

The Wall Street Journal editorial board--which has been patiently awaiting a new full-blown war for years now--quickly endorsed regime change in its shorts.

The latest round of militaristic panic came after North Korean President Kim Jong Un on Monday fired a test missile that was said to have traveled 580 miles. The missile fell harmlessly into open seas, but also hit multiple tiny targets 10,000 miles away; specifically, striking fear into the hearts of irrational man-babies in Washington, DC.

North Korea claims the rocket can carry a nuclear payload, rocking Washington on Monday with a 150 kilostupid blast. The missile's trajectory and range led ballistics experts to conclude that North Korea is now within striking distance of Alaska.

Computer simulations have estimated that a direct strike of that magnitude on Alaska would be capable of killing up to 100,000 people and increasing America's average IQ by 2.5% in a single, blinding instant.

Monday's test-firing gave off a powerful electromagnetic pulse, disrupting bioelectric synaptic communications throughout Washington and in multiple TV news studios scattered across midtown Manhattan, eradicating virtually any trace of having learned one ******* thing from the grotesque cheerleading for the invasion of Iraq.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Tuesday declared, "We will never accept a nuclear-armed North Korea," adding, "Isn't that right, Pakistan?"
7/5/2017 5:47 PM
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Mostly United, States of America Celebrate America's Independence by Declaring Independence from America
As of Tuesday night, 44 states had responded to Pres. Donald ******* Trump's commission on voting integrity's request for information about all their registered voters with some form of rejection, including regional variations, such as New York's "Go **** yourself."

Six other states have either suggested they will comply, are still considering the request, or still can't ******* believe Donald ******* Trump is ******* president.

The president's commission on voting had requested not just public information, such as the names of registered voters and the years in which they voted, but also private data such as Social Security numbers, mother's maiden name, and who they voted for.

If all 50 states reject the administration's request, the group could decide to secede from the country and form a new country, which would unite all 50 states of America.

Some states expressed concern that the commission's purpose was to validate the bullshit notion that hordes of people are voting illegally, fearing that this might be exactly ifuckingdentical to when the last Republican president tried the same ******* **** in order to justify tightening restrictions on legal voters to make it harder for them to vote for Democrats.

The Trump Adminifuckingstration tried to ally those concerns by having the Justice Department send the states a letter asking them to outline their voter-registration procedures, so that they can be ended.
7/5/2017 5:49 PM
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Guess which ones are not fake
7/5/2017 6:04 PM
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Well yes, but also the bald thing appears to have legs
7/5/2017 6:13 PM
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