BERNIE. LOOK AT ME. WHY ARE WE FIGHTING?

UMM…….I FORGET. I'M REALLY OLD LIKE YOU. I THINK SOMEBODY TOLD ME TO DO THIS TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A RACE AND LIKE YOU CARED AND WERE FIGHTING AND STUFF.

THAT'S RIGHT BERNIE. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I FORGET!

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU FORGET. THAT'S MY JOB. ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU OF THE DEAL.
YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I'M IN A TOUGH ELECTION BUT YOU NEVER REALLY TRY. YOU REMEMBER I GET ALL THE SUPER DELEGATES SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO. YOU REMEMBER THE MEDIA IS BEHIND US AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THEY WILL IGNORE US AND GIVE US A FREE PASS AND SMEAR THE ENEMY. NOTHING HAS CHANGED. REMEMBER! EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE PARTY IS TOXIC. I NEED A MAN RUNNING MATE.

I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEBODY.

OH GOD! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT! YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT VICE PRESIDENT!

DUH! YOU'RE EINSTEIN!

NICE!