You better stop it mister. My mommy is good and kind.
As we left the White House broke with no money without our cat Socks, who daddy said ran away, we were forced into a 1.7 MILLION dollar hovel.
Daddy worked hard making speeches as mommy explained how her real home was Illinois…Arkansas…New York! YEAH MOMMY!
Then we worked our way back into multi-millionaires through hard work, government jobs and speeches.
Then I married a guy that makes a boat load of money. I don't know what he does but it must be important because he shows me the checks.
That's when mommy gave us a free $10,000,000.oo apartment to go along with my free education and free healthcare.
You will never be able to imagine how happy I am we were lucky enough to live in free housing for my whole life.
So stop it mister. You should shut up and get a job. If there are any.