FIXED NEWS LATEST OUTRAGE: HOW DARE PRESIDENT OBAMA(THE KENYAN, COMMUNIST, SOCIALIST, GODLESS, SECRET MUSLIM, WEAK-WILLED, STRONG ARMED, DICTATOR, SHAPE-SHIFTING) NAME THE THE BISON AS AMERICA'S NATIONAL MAMMAL!
THE SCAVENGER, CARRION-EATING EAGLE IS OUR NATIONAL ANIMAL!
OUTRAGEOUS! IMPEACH!