Posted by toddcommish on 9/15/2016 11:38:00 AM (view original):
Unless, of course, you said "**** it" and never worked out again. Plenty of fatties in the US who took that route.
Hey, "fatties" is offensive to the metabolically challenged. All overweight people should take a knee during the national anthem to protest this type of persecution.
and the object of the "Guess your Speed" booth is to.... guess your speed. You shouldn't be humping up and trying to blow the back off the booth. I used to win those things all the time throwing a nice comfortable speed (62-66), and then guessing the exact same speed. Two reasons; it was a comfortable repeatable throw (especially not warmed up), and those numbers don't always roll over and it will frequently show the same speed for multiple throws in a row.
You win lots of stuffed animals in baseball gear that way.
Are you a girl or a sissyboy? Of course the objective is to blow the back off the booth. You're there with your boys or your girl or maybe even your kid.
1. Your boys - "HAHA you ******* *****. 66? Did your parents have any male children?"
2. Your girl - "66 is pretty solid. There probably aren't more than 2-3 people at the park that can hit 66. And they're all ex-MLB pitchers."
3. Your kid - "Daddy can still bring it. Not quite my college days when I could hit 74 cold, in my bedroom slippers but still pretty damn good."