Alright, this is gonna take me a bit of work to figure out, but I'm gonna try a flakfizer theme. I'll be using each of my themes from previous incarnations of Choose Your Own Theme. I believe it will be 2 or 3 players who fit each. Note that I'm not necessarily going to use the exact players I used on previous themes, just guys who would qualify for each theme. I'll post my roster mapped to each theme so you don't have to suffer through verification.
The funniest part of this is that I once did a skunk206 theme, so I now I have a flakfizer theme that includes the skunk theme. Meta!