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Posted by MonsterTurtl on 1/18/2017 7:03:00 PM (view original):
Trust me they were funny.
I never trust a dude who gets too winded to finish spelling "turtle".
1/18/2017 8:13 PM
I don't know why you think that's so funny, it was physically impossible to finish out the username.
1/18/2017 8:40 PM
Because you were too tired? Put down that donut, fatass.
1/18/2017 8:49 PM
1/18/2017 8:54 PM
Posted by MikeT23 on 1/18/2017 8:49:00 PM (view original):
Because you were too tired? Put down that donut, fatass.
Because you only get 12 spaces for a username, maybe
1/18/2017 9:14 PM (edited)
This pretty much applies to about 98% of HD users with more than 3 seasons.




Seriously, what's more fun?

A) Yeah, I know you ran out of spaces
B) So you're so fat and out of shape you get tired typing?

If you even have to think about it, get a rectal exam. The stick can be removed.
1/18/2017 9:23 PM
Posted by MikeT23 on 12/1/2016 4:53:00 PM (view original):
Who did that? Much like my profile, everything you read on the internet isn't true.

I took steroids cuz chicks dig the big muscles. Trust me, hit the bar and tell the hot chick you just won your 3rd NT. She'll say "Really? What school do you coach?" When you tell her "UNC in Hoops Dynasty. It's an internet game" your chances with her will be less than me and my amazing 6-20 record at WCSU.
Mike,
For some reason this made me think of you taking steroids to home runs in slow pitch softball.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KentMurphy/status/717552466909388800/video/1
1/18/2017 9:26 PM
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

Except at sim games cuz, either way, you ain't get laid for being a good nerd.
1/18/2017 9:33 PM
Posted by drichar138 on 1/18/2017 9:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by MikeT23 on 12/1/2016 4:53:00 PM (view original):
Who did that? Much like my profile, everything you read on the internet isn't true.

I took steroids cuz chicks dig the big muscles. Trust me, hit the bar and tell the hot chick you just won your 3rd NT. She'll say "Really? What school do you coach?" When you tell her "UNC in Hoops Dynasty. It's an internet game" your chances with her will be less than me and my amazing 6-20 record at WCSU.
Mike,
For some reason this made me think of you taking steroids to home runs in slow pitch softball.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KentMurphy/status/717552466909388800/video/1
Someone took steroids for slow pitch softball? Really? That's coachward level of delusion.
1/19/2017 1:51 AM
Only the really stupid believe everything they read on the internet. Does that apply to you?
1/19/2017 7:01 AM
Yes obviously I believe everything on the internet.

But I guess its plausible for someone to brag about taking steroids. Douchebags like that do exist out there.
1/19/2017 7:57 AM
Well, I guess it depends on your definition of douchebag. In 20-30 years, PED are going to be available as an OTC. Consider them to be your next marijuana.
1/19/2017 9:05 AM
Hmmm I'm skeptical. Someone somewhere told me not believe everything I read on the internet.
1/19/2017 9:36 AM
You shouldn't. But they will. The only people who care about them now are baseball writers and politicians. And they're just indignant because they think they should be. Kind of like the extreme right and pot. Oh, and you. Because you think anyone who admits to PED use is a douchebag. You care.
1/19/2017 9:40 AM
Posted by MikeT23 on 1/19/2017 9:40:00 AM (view original):
You shouldn't. But they will. The only people who care about them now are baseball writers and politicians. And they're just indignant because they think they should be. Kind of like the extreme right and pot. Oh, and you. Because you think anyone who admits to PED use is a douchebag. You care.
You might have misunderstood. I don't care if people do roids.

Admitting that you do roids is one thing. Bragging about doing roids because that makes you seem like a badass is another thing. I have no idea which category you are at the moment.
1/19/2017 10:00 AM
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