I have not seen this one before. Usually the assistant does mention wanting me to move on so he can take the job, but resorting to bribery is new - at least to me:
What a wild night - the game, the ceremony, the media, the fans and later at the bar, wow, you were really out of control. Just so you wouldn't forget it, I took some pictures of you and that sorority girl. You remember her right? Anyway, I'll just keep those between us assuming of course you take one of these jobs I keep hearing thrown around. Then I could step in as head coach at Georgia Tech. That's one sure fire way to make sure those pictures never make it to the press...if you follow me.
Mervin Lathan
Head Assistant Coach
Georgia Tech