Posted by MikeT23 on 12/28/2016 2:18:00 PM (view original):
May I suggest anger management classes?

i'm not ******* angry you ******* **** of a fuckfuck. i'll slit your throat and drink your blood and baptize myself in your tears to show you i'm not ******* angry.

I can't beat that Durham team...

Always nice to see younger generations being introduced to the game. Their parents may want to monitor the children's activity though. Lots of grown up words.

Posted by sjpoker on 12/26/2016 9:28:00 PM (view original):
When I was growing up the rich kid down the street got a new bike. His dad had money. Worked at Stearns. Kid rides up to all of us and says "hey like my new bike? It's the best bike in the neighborhood!" I think it was a Mongoose. Had really nice rims.

This one kid from another development punched him in the face and stomped all over the chrome spokes. Bent them all up. Twisted the handlebars.

Too bad we can't do that here.

Kid must have been the Hulk. Who bends handlebars with their bare hands?!?!

Posted by hockey1984 on 12/29/2016 3:48:00 PM (view original):

Posted by sjpoker on 12/26/2016 9:28:00 PM (view original):
When I was growing up the rich kid down the street got a new bike. His dad had money. Worked at Stearns. Kid rides up to all of us and says "hey like my new bike? It's the best bike in the neighborhood!" I think it was a Mongoose. Had really nice rims.

This one kid from another development punched him in the face and stomped all over the chrome spokes. Bent them all up. Twisted the handlebars.

Too bad we can't do that here.

Kid must have been the Hulk. Who bends handlebars with their bare hands?!?!

Nah he wrapped his legs around the frame and twisted the handlebars sideways. Dude just got out of jail a few years ago.

Posted by ab90 on 12/29/2016 2:21:00 PM (view original):

Posted by MikeT23 on 12/28/2016 2:18:00 PM (view original):
May I suggest anger management classes?

i'm not ******* angry you ******* **** of a fuckfuck. i'll slit your throat and drink your blood and baptize myself in your tears to show you i'm not ******* angry.

There's this dude moy23 that I'd like you to meet.

Posted by sjpoker on 12/29/2016 6:41:00 PM (view original):

Posted by ab90 on 12/29/2016 2:21:00 PM (view original):

Posted by MikeT23 on 12/28/2016 2:18:00 PM (view original):
May I suggest anger management classes?

i'm not ******* angry you ******* **** of a fuckfuck. i'll slit your throat and drink your blood and baptize myself in your tears to show you i'm not ******* angry.

There's this dude moy23 that I'd like you to meet.

And Bronxcheer. Oh oh and BigKahuna.

Don't forget bracco.

I think MIkeT nailed it when he said these threads don't end well...

its rare that Mike nails anything

So we're not counting your hefty wife now?

teeeheeee

Posted by brianplath on 12/29/2016 2:30:00 PM (view original):
Always nice to see younger generations being introduced to the game. Their parents may want to monitor the children's activity though. Lots of grown up words.

I'll put you in an oven like i did to your sister, sylvia.

guys, i am just killing it here. tear baptisms. literary suicide jokes. this **** is mesmerizing.

Posted by sjpoker on 12/29/2016 6:40:00 PM (view original):

Posted by hockey1984 on 12/29/2016 3:48:00 PM (view original):

Posted by sjpoker on 12/26/2016 9:28:00 PM (view original):
When I was growing up the rich kid down the street got a new bike. His dad had money. Worked at Stearns. Kid rides up to all of us and says "hey like my new bike? It's the best bike in the neighborhood!" I think it was a Mongoose. Had really nice rims.

This one kid from another development punched him in the face and stomped all over the chrome spokes. Bent them all up. Twisted the handlebars.

Too bad we can't do that here.

Kid must have been the Hulk. Who bends handlebars with their bare hands?!?!

Nah he wrapped his legs around the frame and twisted the handlebars sideways. Dude just got out of jail a few years ago.

but, actually, what a ****** thing to do. i was just joking about suffocating your mom, but i really would have torn your arms off. kid has a bike he's proud of, and you guys beat him up and break it? I'll take 1 to 5 odds that you vote blue: which is, to say, you just are jealous of other people's ****.