March 14 - Bobby Jenks
March 15 - Kevin Youkilis
March 30 - Ripper Collins
April 23 - Rheal Cormier
April 25 - Russ Ford
May 14 - Ed Walsh
May 23 - Mike Gonzalez
June 18 - Sandy Alomar
July 10 - Johnny Niggeling
July 22 - Jack Glasscock
August 14 - Joe Horlen
August 20 - Todd Helton
August 24 - Frank Secory
August 30 - Ted Williams
September 13 - Bernie Williams
September 29 - Heath Bell
October 4 - Joe Thatcher
October 9 - Brian Roberts
November 16 - Ivy Griffin
November 20 - Greg Holland
November 21 - Stan Musial
December 11 - Fred Toney
December 13 - Mike Mordecai
December 19 - Rafael Soriano
December 23 - Victor Martinez

January 2, 2017 Edgar Martinez
January 5, 2017 Benny Kauff
February 9, 2017 Vlad Guerrero
February 12, 2017 Dom Dimaggio
March 4, 2017 Dazzy Vance
March 13, 2017 Frank "Home Run" Baker
April 5, 2017 Bill Dinneen
April 8, 2017 Felix Hernandez
April 20, 2017 Dave Bancroft
May 13, 2017 Barry Zito
June 2, 2017 Bryan Harvey
June 9, 2017 Frank McCormick
June 12, 2017 Roger Bernadina
June 23, 2017 Jack Smith
July 14, 2017 Jose Hernandez
July 30, 2017 Tom Pagnozzi
July 31, 2017 Jose Fernandez
August 17, 2017 Jorge Posada
August 27, 2017 Justin Miller
September 22, 2017 Larry Dierker
September 24, 2017 Rafael Palmiero
November 23, 2017 Jonathan Papelbon
December 2, 2017 Julio Cruz
December 3, 2017 Gene Nelson
December 6, 2017 Tony Lazzeri

January 12, 2017 Henry Larkin
January 13, 2017 Kevin Mitchell
January 19, 2017 Jharel Cotton
January 26, 2017 Tubby Spencer
March 20, 2017 Stan Spence
March 25, 2017 Neil Cotts
April 1, 2017 Daniel Murphy
April 8, 2017 Lady Baldwin
April 29, 2017 Rafael Betancourt
May 1, 2017 Ray Searage
May 5, 2017 Mike Redmond
May 10, 2017 Merritt Ranew
May 23, 2017 Zack Wheat
June 22, 2017 Jason Motte
June 24, 2017 Jacke Stenzel
July 15, 2017 Bubbles Hargrave
July 22, 2017 Jack Glasscock
August 15, 2017 Barney Schultz
August 24, 2017 Cal Ripken
September 26, 2017 Sean Doolittle
October 11, 2017 Tom Carey
October 16, 2017 Bryce Harper
November 16, 2017 Dwight Gooden
November 23, 2017 Luis Tiant
December 23, 2017 Brad Lidge

Gotta love a league where one takes Jason Motte over Carl Hubbell.

January 5, 2017 Benny Kauff
January 25, 2017 Mel Roach
February 9, 2017 Heinie Zimmerman
February 18, 2017 Jamey Carroll
March 14, 2017 Kevin Brown
March 18, 2017 Pat Jarvis
March 23, 2017 Gavvy Cravath
April 21, 2017 Hardy Richardson
May 12, 2017 Yogi Berra
June 13, 2017 Drew Smyly
June 29, 2017 Ed Seward
July 4, 2017 Joe Oquindo
July 5, 2017 Goose Gossage
July 19, 2017 David Sequi
July 27, 2017 Alex Rodriguez
August 6, 2017 Jake McGee
August 27, 2017 Jose Vidro
September 7, 2017 Wade Davis
September 18, 2017 George Uhle
September 30, 2017 Kenley Jansen
October 6, 2017 Tom Padden
October 22, 2017 Jimmie Foxx
November 26, 2017 Lefty Gomez
December 21, 2017 Cy Williams
December 28, 2017 Zane Smith

Thanks, finn2030!

Here are your 25 calendar dates:

January 9 Kiko Calero
January 27 Bill George
March 2 Mel Ott
March 11 Rich Hill
April 4 Tris Speaker
May 4 Eddie Perez
May 8 Dan Brouthers
May 18 Babe Adams
May 30 Manny Ramirez
June 6 Bill Dickey
June 18 Chris Coghlan
June 25 Daniel Bard
July 13 Stan Coveleski
July 20 Kevin Siegrist
August 8 Cupid Childs
August 14 Joe Horlen
August 24 Cal Ripken Jr
October 2 Eddie Guardado
October 18 Roy Cullenbine
November 14 Curt Schilling
November 20 Greg Holland
November 22 Joe Nathan
December 8 Vernon Wells
December 9 Joe Kelley
December 28 BJ Ryan

Well, never had a disaster quite like this one. This will be a long season.
EDIT: Made a few changes. Still sucks, but now I have a DH.
January 24 Rob "Nasty Boy" Dibble
February 16 Barry "Fruit by the" Foote Dan "128 lbs" Coogan
March 25 "The Other" Dutch Leonard Billy "Grover" Bowers
March 27 Matt "Dark Knight of Gotham" Harvey
April 19 Joe "Knees" Mauer
April 26 Lewis "Hack" Wilson
May 29 "Hairy" Jerry Hairston Jr. Phil Gallivan"-ized steel girders"
June 5 "Happy" Jack Chesbro
June 7 Roger "Spider" Nelson
June 9 Billy "Alec's Crappy Brother" Baldwin
July 11 Tom "Squashface" Egan
July 18 Rudy May "Be, or Maybe Not"
July 21 Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky
August 9 Troy "Purr" Percival
August 14 "Pretty Good" Joe Horlen
August 21 John "Dry Ocean" Wetteland
September 1 Chuck "A Kiss From a Pete" Rose Monty ""Mr. Burns" Montgomery
September 18 Ryne "Ryno" Sandberg
September 27 Mike "Schmitty" Schmidt
October 10 Troy "Tulo" Tulowitzki
October 30 "Big" Ed Delahanty
November 8 Jose "Can You See" Offerman "Henry "Oh Henry" Rodriguez
November 11 Roberto "November 11" Hernandez
November 26 "Sir" Hugh Duffy
December 6 "Smiling" Stan Hack

01/12	Jorge Velandia
01/16	Ferdie Schupp
01/20	Brian Giles
02/01	Hal King
02/24	Honus Wagner
03/14	Kevin Brown
03/24	George Sisler
04/15	Ed Bailey
04/21	Ken Caminiti
05/04	Eddie Perez
06/22	Carl Hubbell
07/03	Moises Alou
07/12	Jack Harshman
07/13	Sin-Soo Choo
07/23	Nomar Garciaparra
07/26	Hoyt Wilhelm
08/18	Jack Howell
09/29	Shelley Duncan
11/07	Russ Springer
12/04	Jesse Burkett
12/08	Mike Mussina
12/11	Fred Toney
12/18	Ty Cobb
12/21	Tom Henke
12/28	B.J. Ryan

January 9, 2017 Joe Wallis
January 20, 2017 Brian Giles
February 12, 2017 Tim Redding
February 25, 2017 Ron Santo
February 26, 2017 Pete Alexander
March 3, 2017 Willie Keeler
March 19, 2017 Clayton Kershaw
April 6, 2017 Mickey Cochrane
April 25, 2017 Russ Ford
May 1, 2017 George McQuillan
May 2, 2017 Eddie Collins
May 10, 2017 Merritt Ranew
May 21, 2017 Earl Averill
June 19, 2017 Lou Gehrig
July 24, 2017 Tommy McCarthy
July 31, 2017 Art Nehf
August 24, 2017 Cal Ripken
September 20, 2017 Ken Giles
September 29, 2017 Oris Hockett
October 4, 2017 Joe Thatcher
October 8, 2017 Donie Bush
October 12, 2017 Casey McGehee
October 29, 2017 Solly Hofman
November 23, 2017 Luis Tiant
December 11, 2017 Fred Toney

January 1, 2017 - Doc Amole
January 5, 2017 - Riggs Stephenson
January 7, 2017 - Eric Gagne
March 7, 2017 - Jeff Kent
March 13, 2017 - Frank Baker
March 16, 2017 - Lloyd Waner
March 27, 2017 - Matt Harvey
April 3, 2017 - Ryan Doumit
April 4, 2017 - Tris Speaker
April 12, 2017 - Addie Joss
May 27, 2017 - Jeff Bagwell
June 22, 2017 - Carl Hubbell
June 27, 2017 - Rico Petrocelli
July 12, 2017 - Jack Harshman
July 20, 2017 - Charles Johnson
July 22, 2017 - Sparky Lyle
July 29, 2017 - Mike Adams
August 2, 2017 - Huston Street
August 19, 2017 - Ron Roenicke
August 31, 2017 - Eddie Plank
September 7, 2017 - Wade Davis
November 6, 2017 - Buddy Kerr
November 20, 2017 - Gabe White
November 25, 2017 - Mark Whiten
December 7, 2017 - Ryan Theriot

January 5- 3B Bill Dahlen
January 17- C Darrell Porter
January 18- P Michael Pineda
February 13- INF Howie Clark
February 14- P Tak Saito
MArch 14- OF Kirby Puckett
March 29- P Cy Young
April 16- P Dutch Leonard
March 23- OF Zach Wheat
June 1- C Hank Severeid
June 27- Util Oscar Salazar
July 1- P Aaron Sanchez
July 11- P JAvier Lopez
July 25- P Billy Wagner
July 28- P Vida Blue
August 6- P Jake McGee
August 16- 1B/OF Baby Doll Jacobson
September 7- P Wade Davis
September 15- P Luke Hochevar
September 19- 2B Joe Morgan
September 20- P Ken Giles
October 12- SS Joe Cronin
November 18- DH David Ortiz
November 25- OF Joe DiMaggio
December 30- P Sandy Koufax

January 11, 2017-Silver King
January 15, 2017-Matt Duffy
February 4, 2017-Rob Picciolo
February 12, 2017-Dom DiMaggio
February 13, 2017-Bill Bradley
February 14, 2017-Takashi Saito
February 16, 2017-B. Foote
April 29, 2017-Ron Washington
July 6, 2017-Lance Johnson
July 12, 2017-Jack Harshman
July 28, 2017-Derek Lee
August 10, 2017-Charlie Shoemaker
August 17, 2017-Dustin Pedroia
August 26, 2017-Greg Halman
September 8, 2017-Bob Wolcott
September 15, 2017-Paul Abbott
September 20, 2017-Dave Gallagher
October 3, 2017-Fred Clarke
October 17, 2017-Buck Ewing
November 6, 2017-Walter Johnson
November 22, 2017-Joe Nathan
December 16, 2017-Sammy Strang
December 18, 2017-Ty Cobb
December 26, 2017-Ozzie Smith
December 30, 2017-Sandy Koufax

January 5, 2017 – Bill Dahlen
January 10, 2017 – Willie McCovey
January 21, 2017 – Joe Benz
January 22, 2017 –Carlos Ruiz
February 2, 2017 – Red Schoendeinst
February 8, 2017 – Fritz Peterson
February 15, 2017 – Billy Hamilton
March 4, 2017 – Lefty O’Doul
March 25, 2017 – Dutch Leonard
May 3, 2017 – Red Ruffing
May 4, 2017 Eddie Perez
June 3, 2017 Aaron Ledesma
June 30, 2017 Tony Fernandez
August 8, 2017 - Jocko Milligan
August 16, 2017 – Tiny Bonham
August 27, 2017 - Ernest Broglio
August 29, 2017 – Roy Oswalt
September 3, 2017 – Matt Capps
September 11, 2017 – Ellis Burks
September 14, 2017 – Kid Nichols
September 24, 2017 - Dixie Walker
October 6, 2017 Joel Hanrahan
November 12, 2017 Sammy Sosa
November 14, 2017 Jim Brewer
November 23, 2017 Luis Tiant

January 1, 2017 Hank Greenberg
January 8, 2017 Jason Giambi
January 26, 2017 Jeff Branson
February 6, 2017 Babe Ruth
February 8, 2017 Matt Bush
March 15, 2017 Mickey Hatcher
March 30, 2017 Chris Sale
April 6, 2017 Phil Regan
May 8, 2017 Edd Roush
May 11, 2017 Charlie Gehringer
June 11, 2017 Odalis Perez
June 15, 2017 Wade Boggs
June 25, 2017 Carlos Delgado
June 30, 2017 Tony Fernandez
July 13, 2017 Stan Coveleski
July 26, 2017 Joaquin Benoit
August 14, 2017 Joe Horlen
August 17, 2017 Alex Cole
August 26, 2017 Alex Trevino
September 29, 2017 Tyler Thornton
October 4, 2017 Jered Weaver
November 19, 2017 Roy Campanella
December 5, 2017 Felix Rodriguez
December 15, 2017 Art Howe
December 28, 2017 B.J. Ryan

January 2, 2017 Red Kress
February 11, 2017 Red Shannon
March 1, 2017 Micah Hoffpauir
March 12, 2017 Johnny Callison
March 25, 2017 Clyde Milan
April 4, 2017 Tris Speaker
April 11, 2017 Mark Teixeira
April 15, 2017 Ed Bailey
April 16, 2017 Paul Waner
April 28, 2017 Barry Larkin
June 15, 2017 Wade Boggs
June 29, 2017 Ed Seward
July 7, 2017 George Spencer
July 21, 2017 Al Hrabosky
August 25, 2017 Rollie Fingers
August 30, 2017 Ted Williams
September 8, 2017 Casey Wise
September 13, 2017 Pat Collins
September 22, 2017 Bill Joyce
September 30, 2017 Kenley Jansen
October 22, 2017 Jimmie Foxx
November 6, 2017 Walter Johnson
November 9, 2017 Bob Gibson
November 11, 2017 Damion Easley
December 17, 2017 Chase Utley