The perfect holiday beach
(A x W) + 2[E x C x V] + v[F x S] / (T + TC)
A is the quality of the beach,
W is the weather,
E is the entertainment,
C is the culture,
V is the activities,
F is the familiarity,
S is the shopping,
T is the time to destination and
TC is the cost of the holiday as a percent of your income.
The perfect neckline
O = NP(20C+B)/75
O is the “naughtiness”,
N is the fraction of nipple showing,
P is the percent of exposed frontal area,
C is the cup size and B is the bust measurement in inches.
If O is greater than 100 then the neckline is “obscene”.
2/22/2017 4:28 PM (edited)