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mojolad
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What's the only date that is a command to go forward ?
Answer: "March Fourth" !
3/5/2017 6:42 PM
bjschumacher
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Today's the 5th.
3/5/2017 6:51 PM
mojolad
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There once was a man from Madrass
Whose B's were made out of brass.
When he banged them together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And Lightning shot out of his as$ !
3/6/2017 8:02 AM
mdodge13
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Posted by mojolad on 3/6/2017 8:02:00 AM (view original):
There once was a man from Madrass
Whose B's were made out of brass.
When he banged them together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And Lightning shot out of his as$ !
I rest assured that Mojo is back. I need to get a team with you in one of your conferences Mojo!
3/6/2017 9:35 AM
mojolad
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May I suggest the NE 10 in Rockne d2.
I just started a rebuild there so I would not have a big advantage .
3/6/2017 12:12 PM
mojolad
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The Photon and the Innkeeper(taken from a humor columnist):
Into an inn walked a photon.
"Did you bring luggage tonight" ?
"Only the clothes that I've got on-
As you can see, I am traveling light" !
3/6/2017 12:16 PM
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We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
3/6/2017 4:35 PM
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Why did the Hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?


Because he drank before it was cool
3/7/2017 1:59 AM
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