VERLANDER TO ASTROS!!!!
Verlander 1.86 ERA .79 WHIP in postseason since 2012 (8 starts)
ALWAYS BEATS SALE!!! ALWAYS!!!!
Keuchel = elite
McCullers = elite at home.
Bullpen full of has beens but don't matter cuz Devenski and Giles will save us.
Best run scoring lineup since 1930s.
Correa coming back soon.
DODGERS AINT GOT **** ON US!
Playoffs Verlander > Playoffs Kershaw
Keuchel > Darvish
McCullers at home G3 (cuz dodgers get g1, g2, g6, g7 at home with overall record)
NOW PUT YO BUTTS IN THE SEATS ASTROS FANS! 3rd largest city, 2nd best team, 15th in attendance smh